whoredinarygirl:

knowing you have school tomorrow

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duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

pleatedjeans:

via

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

yes-i-am-an-actual-dragon:

dalekitsune:

jaredstjohn:

anniedoodles:

Painted my graduation cap, ready for commencement tomorrow! Cheers MIT class of 2014 :)

I don’t even like Peter Pan and this is pretty legit

who the fuck doesn’t like peter pan

Captain Hook

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit