Is getting heartbroken a hobby????
No honey, it’s a career
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this video changed my life
She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
persistence is key
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ive been wearing a pushup bra for the past hour and let me tell you it is not doing its job. i dont feel like doing a single pushup.
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mirror step, 2013
custom made mirror fixed to a concrete step
graphics error in real life.
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“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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